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I Would Describe Myself As

ME: Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase And all the right junk in all the right places Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry about your size" She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night" (That booty, uh, that booty booty) You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along I'm bringing booty back Go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're fat But I'm here to tell you... Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top YOU: non-negotiable NO BIBLE THUMPERS!! Biggest hypocrites of them all!! 1- No one who looks like a possible serial killer! 2- No tattoos across your neck or knuckles. 3- NO pictures laying in the bed! NO! 4- No earrings. Doesn't look sexy. ICK! 5- Your OWN car/truck. Uber/Lyft don't count. Constant excuses about not having a car won't work! HELLO! 6- Your own place. Not a room you freeload off your parents or friends. 7- A REAL J-O-B! SERIOUSLY! 8- No pictures in front of a trailer park. 9- Know the difference between; their, there and they're. 10- No prison or jail stints. 11- No alcoholics 12- Must have all your own teeth. 13- Free of STD's Ask me my bra size and I just might tell you!! HA, NOT! Want to see who actually reads this in full! P.S. I have both dogs and cats.

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Thick

My Height Is

5' 1 (1.55 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Hispanic/latino

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Belly Button Ring, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

Who is your favorite country music artists?

Dan + Shay

How often do you hunt?

Never

How often do you attend rodeos?

Occasionally

Are you a gun owner?

No, and don't plan to be

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Finance / Trading

My Job Title Is

Accountant

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Socially

My Religion Is

Catholic

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly, Goofy