No more tears in my Everclear ya'll.
LadyIronLungz
Wichita, Kansas | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name
Keri
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm generally a pretty docile creature. But If youre gonna cause the Yee to my Haw to turn into the Hell to my Nah then you're another one biting the dust honey. I'll continue to Remain Untamed Honestly. ..
What can I say? I'm the one that got away. . Way too many times. More than I care to admit. I value my time, my energy too much to keep wasting it on someone who doesn't make my children and I wanna stick around. If I'm happy they're happy. If they're needs are met, and they're content then I'm content.
If you're capable of bringing my guard down and allowing me to breathe and feel safe around you effortlessly then you got me.
If you're weak you'll not last long here.
What can I say? I'm the one that got away. . Way too many times. More than I care to admit. I value my time, my energy too much to keep wasting it on someone who doesn't make my children and I wanna stick around. If I'm happy they're happy. If they're needs are met, and they're content then I'm content.
If you're capable of bringing my guard down and allowing me to breathe and feel safe around you effortlessly then you got me.
If you're weak you'll not last long here.
Sign
Cancer
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
My Best Feature Is
Butt
Body Art
Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
All about Cowboy
Who is your favorite country music artists?
Bridgette
How often do you hunt?
Never
What is your favorite truck?
Ford Ranger, Chevy Silverado
How often do you attend rodeos?
Occasionally
Are you a gun owner?
Yes
How often do you ride a horse?
Often
What's your favorite piece of cowboy gear?
Boots
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Homemaker
My Speciality Is
Teacher / Education
My Job Title Is
Homeschooling my children
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s), With Kid(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Dancing, Cooking, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
County dirt road cruisin or horseback/ATV near or around the homestead, breaking the ice between us with small talk. I prefer taking a couple swigs of shine or Everclear because it's indeed my crutch I use to stifle my nerves and before you start questioning this about me, lemme be clear:a.)I know my limits b.)Dont drink n drive c.)Friendly/Funny/Goofy d.)Never need babysitting. Period
If one to 3 hours in eachothers company flies by faster than we'd wanted it to.... We make plans for lunch/dinner etc. Dining in or grilling outdoors? Shrimp&Steaks+baked potatoes corn green beans OR Sirloin bacon cheeseburger with onion rings... *mouth is watering* hah. We then conversate about our likes as well as our dislikes about food,hobbies,favorite colors etc. FYI:I'm pre-warning ya that I tend to get rather personal or nosey too fast for anyone I first meet... Rest assured, I'll never pry your mind nor your heart for any reasons other than truly wanting to understand you fully. .
If one to 3 hours in eachothers company flies by faster than we'd wanted it to.... We make plans for lunch/dinner etc. Dining in or grilling outdoors? Shrimp&Steaks+baked potatoes corn green beans OR Sirloin bacon cheeseburger with onion rings... *mouth is watering* hah. We then conversate about our likes as well as our dislikes about food,hobbies,favorite colors etc. FYI:I'm pre-warning ya that I tend to get rather personal or nosey too fast for anyone I first meet... Rest assured, I'll never pry your mind nor your heart for any reasons other than truly wanting to understand you fully. .
I've Always Wanted To Try
Hunting... Sadly I've never been and I'm confident I'd be a great shot. Especially after practicing a few rounds of course to get that feel for the rifle,scope,etc. Silence is my best friend so not making a sound sitting still while observing I know wouldn't be a challenge for me. Dont mind if its a buck or doe, however, I want to help skin,gut,clean,etc. Tanning hides and working with animal pelts to make neat hats,gloves etc. Strongly interests me too.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Every Day
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Walking by faith in God's path, my true fate. Amen
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Instructional, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Animation, Family, Science Fiction, Comedy, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Gospel, Dance, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
Horror, Humor, Home & Garden, Health, Fiction, Fantasy, Computers, Classic, Biography, Auto-biography, Anthology, News, Instructional, Nature, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Personally:
☆Anything to do with Horses personally.
Aside from this being my pipedream that I've fantasized about since 25 yrs ago...
☆Booze cruising to the Fishing spots(nor me driving of course!)
☆Occasionally Casino gambling in Oklahoma with my father and grandfather. Even if we lose, we have so much fun together. I miss them.
Family-friendly:
☆Watching my youngest boy golf. It's his newest hobby and talent that bewilders me and I'm left in awe watching him zone out.
☆Adventure timing/exploring on foot wherever we are at the time(mainly my boys not Aurora)
☆ Brushing up on our Bible studies at home together. I love igniting their curiosities. It fuels their questions about our Heavenly Father.
☆Anything to do with Horses personally.
Aside from this being my pipedream that I've fantasized about since 25 yrs ago...
☆Booze cruising to the Fishing spots(nor me driving of course!)
☆Occasionally Casino gambling in Oklahoma with my father and grandfather. Even if we lose, we have so much fun together. I miss them.
Family-friendly:
☆Watching my youngest boy golf. It's his newest hobby and talent that bewilders me and I'm left in awe watching him zone out.
☆Adventure timing/exploring on foot wherever we are at the time(mainly my boys not Aurora)
☆ Brushing up on our Bible studies at home together. I love igniting their curiosities. It fuels their questions about our Heavenly Father.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Great Skills, Passiveness, Wit, Flirtatiousness, Boldness, Money, Oddities, Humor, Sensitivity, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Power
What Do You Look For?
Someone to suggest to me what Im looking for maybe? Im beginning to roll with the original line, "Im a woman. I Dont know what I want." Im kinda alright with that too. Haha
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Doesnt Matter