No better time than the present
Lisalooking
Spring, Texas | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As
If you like piña coladas (or other adult beverages)
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Legal
My Job Title Is
Paralegal
I Make This Much In A Year
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Dining, Family, Gardening, Movies, Music, Reading, Sports, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Somewhere we can talk and get to know each other. Movies are not a good idea because you can't talk. :)
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
My Goal In Life Is
Always be happy and a good person.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Pop, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read
Fiction, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is
Doing things with people that know how to enjoy life and being with people they enjoy. It's fun when it's shared.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
I'm looking for someone who knows how to treat a lady and not just for the first few months. I'm at a point in my life where it's about me and someone I want to share the rest of my life with. We have to be friends. We have to be nice to each other. It's not a one way street. It's not 50/50; it's 100/100.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Committed