I'm a Country Boy seekin

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am OLD, being 39, to not have any young'uns yet, cuz I've not found the "proper Boss Lady"...LoL. I am a former Stand-up comic, but they weren't paying for open mic night, them sorry bummz, cuz I was gettin a chuckle or 12 out of the crowd. I work-out aerobically 4 to 5 days a week to keep the muscle-ache constant as proof that I'm continually striving for a more taut physique. My core is Titanium Steel Solid, ready for the Boss Lady's inspection. I am actually seeking my "Best Friend" (tween 27 & 37) that our persona's complement (look it up, cuz it's NOT "compliment") each other. I taught myself to read prior to Kindergarten and acieved placement in Scripps' National Spelling Bee Championship at Alvin Community College when I was a Fifth Grader (to offer a little insght to my intellectual prowess)...LoL...but, like I alluded to, initially, I'm kickin tha heck out of the 4th decade, fixing to fall off the far side of the aging tree...LoL. Help me out, I promise, I'm one of the approaching extinction "Good Guys" left on this goofy panet that will help anybody, in any way I can.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Muscular

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Speciality Is

Administrative / Management

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Cars, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Tv

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, The Movies, Tv

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Pop, Rap, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Fantasy, Fiction, Science, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

I own 2 Cuetec Carbon Fibre Cues that I go to Fast Eddie's to keep my meager skills sharp. I LOVE shooting pool. My, almost 36 YEARS of practice, have ingrained it in my heart. I'm a former APA shooter. Let's shoot some pool?

What Do You Find Attractive?

Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

I work-out 4 to 5 days weekly to retain my taut physique. I am a guy (and we're WRONG more than 96% of the time) seeking guidance from the wise ones.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed