Looking for a Voluptuous, Redneck Gal.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Well, here goes. I have only had one encounter with a horse; he belonged to my ex-wife. I used to clean his stall twice a day. My ex once showed the tricks he could do then helped me get on him, (I had two bad knees, one of which I have had replaced along with a prosthetic disc in my lower back). She warned me not to go so fast. She said he would throw me but he never did. I also was able to get him to do one of his tricks, going backwards.
Then I did a big no no. The ex said that before I opened the gate to the ring to put him back in I needed to put his tether on. I opened it and he just walked on out. I had no idea how to stop him so I grabbed his tail and went mud skiing all the way across the yard. The ex’s mother was at the back window laughing.
Then I used to go to the track where I got to watch how horses for racing were cared for. I was told that these kinds of horses we really sketchy. As I walked by one he nuzzled me so I started petting his face. I eventually worked my way into his stall and was caressing him. One of the trainers said not very many people could do what I did particularly if they had not had any previous experience with horses.
Maybe my inner cowboy was shining out. Then came the divorce and I moved to Arizona. I tried to get back into photography but it was just too hard because this is a small town and there are two others who do portraits. I am switching to landscape and nature. The work posted in my profile is much better than it looks because of the size limits in the upload facility on this site is not so hot.
After the first week in April I will be off to some beautiful sites here in Arizona. I guess I am just an good old boy redneck. Now comes to the fun part. I have a BS in Human Services and Doctorate in Esoteric studies.
Esoteric knowledge is that which all religions have in common rather than what exoteric religions say to tear their fellow whatevers why they are not the real thing. They separate one church denomination from another, they keep people from coming together to experience the grand blessings of knowledge which is the source of true faith and belongs to everyone.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Poor Photographer

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Jock

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Reserved

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Camping, Family, Learning, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A day spent outdoors, going to a nice meal and a movie and eventually getting to the cuddling thing. I would really like to get to know you first. That will be pretty easy since I will probably be somewhere there is no service most of the time. If you really want to see want to know more about me look for Michael Wallick on my F--B page.

I've Always Wanted To Try

I am up for anything, within reason.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Once A Month

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

Sell lots of pictures so my name is well known. To be a patriot keeping the issues in the minds of the apathetic, maby they will get a clue. I think everyone needs to be involved and patriotic even if that expression is a simple email or a post on one of the Social Networks. I also want to keep the Conservative Agenda in the open and needing to be discussed all the time. The never talking about religion and politics is not what our founding fathers intended. Our founding fathers went to the pubs and talked about politics all the time and from that is how the Declation of Independence and the Constitution came about. Political correctness is horse poopy. It only encourages ignorance and missunderstanings, and more apathy, which is how Obama won the laqst election. We need to get the apathtics, the silent majority, to vote this time. Founding fathers made the establishment of freedon of religion and made the squelching of religion by the government a big no no.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Country, Folk, Rock, Soul

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Fantasy, Nature, Philosophy, Religious, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

I really don't have a favorite anything. I like every thing I do. I like to drive to remote places and photograph nature.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

A voluptuous, good ol'e Redneck gal with a pretty face. Each phase must come and succeed before working on the next. I am not looking for any flash in the pan relationships or one night stands. The order that needs to be followed is internet buddy, Friend, date, commited and intamacy.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed