What I hear when you don't say a thing.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Desperately unhappy, lonely, moody, crabby, intellectually challenged 5 foot 11, 218kg garden gnome recently released from mental health facility SEEKS drop dead gorgeous, tall dark and devilishly Beautiful woman, White fairy to speed up on her massive tinker bell magic dust and scoop me up into famine arms and whisk me off to her obnoxiously large mansion with heaps of servants to look after me every need and whim...
Okay , seriously though... A little about me:
I am honest to a fault, love family and friends. I am passionate about everything I do in life. I have an inquiring mind and love stimulating conversation about almost any topic. I value honesty, integrity and loyalty. I have a sense of humor, can laugh at myself and find the funny side of most situations.
I am a one woman man and OUTRAGEOUS flirt, but only with MY woman. I am incredibly affectionate and love to show it, anywhere, anytime. I am not the jealous type, but am very possessive and like my woman to be the same. If you are with me and I am with you EVERYONE must know it. I can handle any situation from being covered in mud on my mountain bike to Black Tie, from fancy dress Party , from jeans and a T-shirt and shorts .

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Butt

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

Who is your favorite country music artists?

John Denver,

How often do you hunt?

Never

How often do you attend rodeos?

Never

Are you a gun owner?

No, and don't plan to be

How often do you ride a horse?

Never

What's your favorite piece of cowboy gear?

Boots

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

My Job Title Is

My Own Boss

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Camping, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

You will have to wait and find out

I've Always Wanted To Try

Making Love in a Plane

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Seventh-Day Adventist

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Is to have a great family and be happy and I am blesseed

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Soaps

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Jazz, Latin, Dance, Reggae, Gospel, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

Home & Garden, Nature, Poetry, Sports, Romance

My Idea Of Fun Is

Having fun with friends, playing action netball and cricket braaing Playing card games, staying at home Dancing

What Do You Find Attractive?

Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

Beauty inside and outside, feminine

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Intimate, Committed