Let's ride!

I Would Describe Myself As

Things I like, kids (raised two boys on my own 24/7 365 and my babydoll) oldest is married with one son and he is in college and the other is Marines Sergeant. My babydoll is a charge nurse married and with my two grandbabies living in Phoenix;
people who laugh at my jokes, people who laugh at me laughing at my dumb jokes, outdoor activities, cowboy dancing, women who don't get mad at me because I forget to put the seat down, people with a positive attitude, intelligence, good friends, people who aren't afraid to say what they're thinking. I am very spiritual but do not attend a particular church at this time.

Things I don't like, people who are mean to me for no reason, star trek (any generation), that annoying sound my toilet makes when it leaks, people always asking me if I want to super size that.

Things I respect, my friends (they still put up with me), honesty, the man who picks up my garbage every week, people with a kind heart, gentle smile and family values.

"I believe in the hanging curve ball, high fiber, and good Irish whiskey. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughta be a constitutional amendment outlawing commercials, astro turf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, opening presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft kisses that last 3 days."

What I'm looking for, pretty much anyone in the female species (no, I haven't ruled out a good-looking ape). If you think you fit that description, please feel free to reply. If you're an attractive ape, I am willing to learn sign language. Also if you are funny, like kids, like to dance (especially cowboy) and beer or wine, that's a huge plus.

Oh, I almost forgot my one and only pet peeve is toilet paper that unrolls from the backside. It's supposed to unroll from the front! I've even been accused of changing it at someone else's home. I guess I have a bathroom thing, uh? Do you?

Sign

Aries

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Politics / Government

My Job Title Is

Business & Commerce Liaison Congressman

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Camping, Cooking, Dancing, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Music, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Sports, Theater, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Clubbing / Bars, Hanging Out With Friends, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

to be a paperboy when I grow up...it there still such a thing?

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Animation

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Philosophy, Political, Religious

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Committed