Underneath These Western Skies

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Read the profile and use your ingenuity... ME: • Not a Saint; not Satan • 5’5” / 108lbs / Blonde (this week) • 3 tattoos • Believe Beef Jerky, Puffed Cheetos & Gummi Bears should be their own food group • Margaritas or Mexican Beer (two limes, please) • Jeans and t-shirts are my "style" • Scared of heights but I have bungee jumped (sorry, you will have to experience sky- diving alone) • Don’t eat the ever-popular sushi (you go right ahead!) • Hopeless Romantic; want the kind of relationship “you read about” • Sarcastic, smart-a**. Laughter is a requirement. • A tomboy at heart and prefer the blue-collar crew at a dive-bar. No martinis for me! • Have been a single mom for 18-years. My children are my heart & soul. They are the best of me and my proudest accomplishments in life. • At the end of the day, I hope I am remembered as The Best Mom Ever, The Best Friend Ever and The Best Daughter Ever. • Put me near water and I am one happy girl. If YOU want to go deep-sea fishing, GO! I will wait on the beach, get a tan and buy silver from the locals. • A great time is camping with friends, beers, horseshoes, & telling lies around the campfire. I’m perfectly happy in a tent but, do like those portable toilets (not gonna lie!). * Use Your Ingenuity Part: Pahtootaz1 is my nickname at the "Y" • I am “one of those” who wants to travel the U.S. in an RV in pursuit of the World’s Largest Ball of String. YOU: * Obviously share some of the qualities and desires that I do and are looking for an honest, strong-yet-sensitive woman (the type of woman who loves Pulp Fiction but cries in King Kong). * Know how to change a tire and your hands are calloused from using tools from time to time. Your nails are not prettier than mine. * Appreciate a girl who can hang with your buds, mingle at your company Christmas party and, play cards with your mom while you and your dad watch football. * Agree that we don't need another person to complete us; rather want someone to compliment us. * Know how to change a tire; use a wrench and hang Christmas lights * Aren't afraid of being bald (it's sexy) and often have a 5 o'clock shadow * You don't have pictures of yourself posing with the 21-year old Hooter's Jaggermeister girls ....really??? * Understand that under NO circumstance are Birkenstocks and socks remotely fashionable (and Birkenstocks alone are borderline!) * You have teeth but DON'T have ear wax or navel lint * Are a big mushball at heart * Don’t need someone to complete your life but rather complement it * Know that Gila Bend is NOT pronounced “Gill-a-Bend!”

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Entertainment / Media

My Job Title Is

Box-Office Management / Resort Concierge

I Live

With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Party Starter

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Camping, Dancing, Family, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Sports, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Picnic, Bowling, BBQ, 4-Wheeling, Boating ...somewhere we can get to know each other but have fun while doing so.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Whitewater Rafting, House Boating, Traveling, Gun Range, RV'ing

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Travel the states in an RV, enjoy the companionship of the one I love, watching my children and grandchildren grow up, grow old with someone while laughing all the way.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Country, Dance, Folk, Pop, Reggae, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Satire

My Idea Of Fun Is

Bowling, 4-Wheeling, Boating, Swimming, Tubing, Quads, Day Trips, Camping, Horseshoes, BBQ's, Time with Family, Cards, Relaxing

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

I don't have a certain "type." Want a manly-man (think Sam Elliott, Bruce Willis, Chris LeDoux). A definite sense of humor. Crazy, goofy, love of family, a circle of friends, somewhat gruff with a mushy inside.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Committed