Get a dog little longy. Get a dog.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am a laid-back guy with a sarcastic/witty sense of humor. I love to laugh. So it's important to find someone to laugh along with. I laugh at myself constantly, and I'm looking for someone that can do the same. (Laugh at themselves, I mean... not at me... unless I say something funny... which is pretty often). OK, so anyway... Though I often seem quiet, I am quite the opposite once I get to know someone. I am usually just observing what's going on around me, waiting for the right time the lay-in the perfect joke! Granted, I don't always actually SAY the perfect joke out loud, but man I sure do laugh about it on the inside. :) As for what I am looking for in a relationship... Someone who is funny, nice, considerate of others, sweet, caring, responsible, emotionally stable, funny, and a great smile goes a long way! My versions of beauty are sometimes, but not always, different from other people. I guess I just know it when I see it. I like to be happy and enjoy being around similarly happy people. With that said, I have very strict rules about something on all of our minds right now... Drama. I'm not a fan of it. My area is a Drama-free area so please don't drag old relationship baggage into the mix. We will surely have enough drama of our own, we don't need to add to the confusion with other crap. Just kidding about the "our own drama" thing... because, honestly, I don't even know you. And secondly, I have already told you that my area is drama-free, so I am incapable of knowingly causing much new drama, since I am always in my own area... (crickets)... ... what the hell did I just say? So anyway, if that last part didn't trigger your flight response and you've managed to read this far you'll probably be interested to know that I can cook; I sometimes brush my teeth in the shower, mostly for the time-saving benefits in the mornings, but its worked thus far so I'm sticking with it; and that I own a lot of guitars, love writing new songs and recording them. Also (slowly, but surely) teaching myself to play the drums.
Seriously though, I have been out of the dating scene for awhile, and in that time I've become completely clueless to the dating world. I work from home most days, and I'm usually not a big fan of the bar or club scene, so those factors greatly limit the amount of new people I meet. We'll see how this goes...

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 4 (1.93 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

Who is your favorite country music artists?

metalica

How often do you hunt?

Never

What is your favorite truck?

Ford f350 Dulles

How often do you attend rodeos?

Never

Are you a gun owner?

Yes

How often do you ride a horse?

Occasionally

What's your favorite piece of cowboy gear?

Hat

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

My Job Title Is

President

I Make This Much In A Year

More Than $150,000USD

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Photography, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Skydiving

I've Always Wanted To Try

Hang gliding

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

Help people

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, I'm A Recording Artist

When I Read, I Always Read

Music, I Don't Like Reading

My Idea Of Fun Is

Ask me

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Committed