No better time than the present
Lisalooking
Spring, Texas | Frau Suche eine/n Mann
Basis Information
Ich kann sprechen
Englisch, Andere
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
If you like piña coladas (or other adult beverages)
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
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Skorpion
Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Dünn
Meine Größe ist
5' 8 (1.73 m)
Meine Augen sind
Blau
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Geschieden
Ich habe Kinder
Ja - Manchmal zuhause
Ich möchte Kinder
Nein
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Augen
Mein Haar ist
Blond
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Katze, Hund
Bereit umzuziehen
Nein
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hochschule
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Recht
Mein Job-Titel ist
Paralegal
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
$75,000USD bis $99,999USD
Ich lebe
Mit Kind(ern), Mit Haustier(en)
Zuhause
Alles ist ruhig
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Streber
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Comedian, Freundlich, Offen
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Essen gehen, Familie, Gartenarbeit, Filme, Musik, Lesen, Sport, Reisen, TV
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, In ein Konzert gehen, Daheim bleiben, Filme, Versuche neue Dinge
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
Somewhere we can talk and get to know each other. Movies are not a good idea because you can't talk. :)
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Cool, Albern
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Christ
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
Always be happy and a good person.
Mein Art Humor ist
Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich, Albern
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Dramen, Situations-Komödien, Filme, Sport, Reality-Shows, Wiederholungen
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Comedy, Drama
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Pop, Rock
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Fiction, Mystery
Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist
Doing things with people that know how to enjoy life and being with people they enjoy. It's fun when it's shared.
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Flirtwillig, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Intelligenz, Sensibilität, Nachdenklich, Esprit
Wonach suchst du?
I'm looking for someone who knows how to treat a lady and not just for the first few months. I'm at a point in my life where it's about me and someone I want to share the rest of my life with. We have to be friends. We have to be nice to each other. It's not a one way street. It's not 50/50; it's 100/100.
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
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