No better time than the present
Lisalooking
Spring, Texas | Nainen Hae A Miestä
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Osaan puhua
Englanti, Muu
Kuvailisin itseäni
If you like piña coladas (or other adult beverages)
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
Kirjaudu
Skorpioni
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Hoikka
Pituuteni on
5' 8 (1.73 m)
Silmienvärini on
Sininen
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Eronnut
Minulla on lapsia
Kyllä - Joskus kotona
Haluan lapsia
Ei
Paras puoleni on
Silmät
Hiukseni ovat
Blondi
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Kissa, Koira
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Ei
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Lukiota
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Kokopäiväinen
Erikoistun
Laki
Työ tittelini on
Paralegal
Tuloni per vuosi
$75,000USD - $99,999USD
Asun
Lapsen / Lasten kanssa, Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa
Kotona
Kaikki on rauhallista
Tupakoin
Ei
Juon
Kyllä - Seurassa
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Aivot
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Koominen, Ystävällinen, Aina menossa
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Ruokailla, Perhe, Puutarhanhoito, Elokuvat, Musiikki, Lukeminen, Urheilu, Matkustaminen, Tv
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Konserttiin meneminen, Kotona oleskelu, Elokuvat, Uusien asioiden kokeilu
Unelma treffini olisivat
Somewhere we can talk and get to know each other. Movies are not a good idea because you can't talk. :)
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Ystävällinen, suosittu, Hassu
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Kristitty
Tavoitteeni elämässäni on
Always be happy and a good person.
Minun tapainen huumori on
Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Ystävällinen, Hassu
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Draamat, Tilannekomediat, Elokuvat, Urheilu, Tosi TV, Uusinnat
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Komedia, Draama
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Country musiikki, Pop musiikki, Rock musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Kaunokirjallisuus, Mysteeri
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
Doing things with people that know how to enjoy life and being with people they enjoy. It's fun when it's shared.
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Flirttaileva, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Viisaus, Herkkyys, Ajattelevaisuus, Nokkela
Mitä etsit?
I'm looking for someone who knows how to treat a lady and not just for the first few months. I'm at a point in my life where it's about me and someone I want to share the rest of my life with. We have to be friends. We have to be nice to each other. It's not a one way street. It's not 50/50; it's 100/100.
Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?
Päivämäärä, Sitoutunut