No better time than the present
Lisalooking
Spring, Texas | Kobieta Szukam Mężczyzna
Podstawowe Informacje
Znam Następujące Języki Obce
angielski, Inny
Widzę siebie jako osobę
If you like piña coladas (or other adult beverages)
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
Znak
Skorpion
Wygląd & Sytuacja
Mój typ budowy
Szczupły
Mój wzrost
5' 8 (173 cm)
Moje Oczy Są
Niebieski
Moje pochodzenie
kaukaskie
Mój Stan Cywilny to
Rozwiedziony
Mam Dzieci
Tak - Czasami w Domu
Chcę Mieć Dzieci
Nie
Moje Najlepsze Zalety To
Oczy
Moje Włosy Są
Blond
Mam Jedną Lub Więcej Z Tych Rzeczy
Kot, Pies
Jestem Skłonny Do Przeprowadzki
Nie
Status
Mój Poziom Edukacji To
Studia Licencjackie
Mój Aktualny Stan Zatrudnienia To
Pełen Etat
Moja Specjalność To
Prawo
Mój Tytuł Zawodowy To
Paralegal
Tyle Zarabiam Rocznie
od $75,000USD do $99,999USD
Mieszkam
Z Dziećmi, Ze Zwierzętami
W Domu
Wszystko Jest w Porządku
Jestem Palaczem
Nie
Piję Alkohol
Tak - Towarzysko
Osobowość
W Liceum Byłem Uważany Za
Kujon
Moje Zachowanie Społeczne Jest
Żartowniś, Przyjacielski, Otwarty
Moje Zainteresowania I Hobby To
Posiłki, Rodzina, Uprawianie Ogrodu, Filmy, Muzyka, Czytanie, Sport, Podróże, TV
Mój Pomysł Na Dobrze Spędzony Czas To
Spędzanie Czasu z Przyjaciółmi, Pójście Na Koncert, Przebywanie w Domu, Filmy, Próbowanie Nowych Rzeczy
Idealna Pierwsza Randka To
Somewhere we can talk and get to know each other. Movies are not a good idea because you can't talk. :)
Moi Znajomi Opisują Mnie Jako Osobę
Przyjacielski, Wyluzowany, Zabawny
Poglądy
Moja Religia To
chrześcijanin
Mój Cel Życiowy To
Always be happy and a good person.
Mój Rodzaj Humoru To
Mądry, Oschły/Sarkastyczny, Przyjacielski, Zabawny
Gust, Smak
W Telewizji Zawsze Oglądam
Dramaty, Komedie Sytuacyjne, Filmy, Sport, Talk Show, Powtórki
Jak Idę Do Kina, To z Reguły Oglądam
Akcji, Komediowe, Dramatyczne
Kiedy Słucham Muzyki, Zawsze Słucham
Muzyka Country, Pop, Rock
Gdy Czytam Zawsze Sięgam Po
Fikcyjne, Tajemnicze
Mój Pomysł Na Rozrywkę To
Doing things with people that know how to enjoy life and being with people they enjoy. It's fun when it's shared.
Szukam
Co Jest Dla Ciebie Atrakcyjne?
Flirciarz, Atrakcyjny Wygląd, Poczucie Humoru, Inteligencja, Wrażliwość, Troskliwość, Dowcipny
Czego Szukasz?
I'm looking for someone who knows how to treat a lady and not just for the first few months. I'm at a point in my life where it's about me and someone I want to share the rest of my life with. We have to be friends. We have to be nice to each other. It's not a one way street. It's not 50/50; it's 100/100.
Jakiego Szukasz Związku?
Randka, Oddany