No better time than the present
Lisalooking
Spring, Texas | Femeie În căutare de Bărbat
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If you like piña coladas (or other adult beverages)
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
And getting caught in the rain (with or without an umbrella)
If you're not into yoga (but don’t mind getting twisted up)
If you have half a brain (and use it for more than a hat hook)
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape (bring a blanket?)
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape (or at least get me off Match)
Yes I like piña coladas (and Chardonnay and beer)
And getting caught in the rain (I don’t freak if my hair gets wet and often have it up in a ball cap)
I'm not much into health food (hey, I like pizza, don’t hate)
I am into champagne (at weddings and NYE)
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon (well, if it’s a weekend; I do have a job)
And cut through all this red tape (tape? Well…)
**PLEASE NOTE...It's only fair, no photos, no response.**
Okay, it’s not supposed to rhyme but I’m sure by now, all profiles start to read the same. How does one set herself apart from the other thousands of women on here with mere words? Well, I like to be funny when I can. Yes, I laugh at myself, probably more than everyone around me. :) But, I know when to be serious. I do that Monday through Friday at work and when necessary at home. But life is short and gets shorter with every passing moment. Why not have some fun and enjoy it? I'm pretty sure my death will be due to a sarcastic comment at the wrong time. Lol! Just kidding.
I believe in fun and being silly but I also believe in doing things for others and expecting nothing in return. The act of kindness is my satisfaction. Let's meet and have some laughs, shall we? Please understand, if you contact me and I do not reply, please don't take it personal. I know what I'm looking for and I've settled before for the wrong reasons and I'm not looking to do that again. It's not fair to either party.
Have a question? Ask. If you don’t make contact, I won’t know you are interested. A photo "like" or wink is nice, but I never know what to do with it or what it means. :)
Thanks for visiting!
Zodie
Scorpion
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Slab
Înălțimea mea este
5' 8 (1.73 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Albaștri
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Divorțat(ă)
Am copii
Da - Uneori acasă
Doresc copii
Nu
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Ochi
Părul meu este
Blond
Am mai multe de asta
Pisică, Câine
Dispus să mă mut
Nu
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu normă întreagă
Specializarea mea este
Drept
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
Paralegal
Salariul meu anual este
75,000$ USD - 99,999$ USD
Eu trăiesc
Cu un copil (copii), Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă
Liniște totală
Fumez
Nu
Beau
Da - sociabil
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Creier
Comportamentul meu social este
De comedie, Prietenos, Deschis
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Mese, Familie, Grădinărit, Filme, Muzică, Citire, Sporturi, Călătorii, Tv
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, La un concert, Acasă, Filmele, Încercarea de lucruri noi
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi
Somewhere we can talk and get to know each other. Movies are not a good idea because you can't talk. :)
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Prietenos, Super, Ridicol
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Creștină
Scopul meu în viață este
Always be happy and a good person.
Genul meu de umor este
Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos, Ridicol
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Drame, Comedii, Filme, Sporturi, Reality Show-uri, Reluari
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Comedie , Dramă
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Stat, Pop , Rock
Când citesc, eu citesc
Ficțiune, Mister
Distracția pentru mine este
Doing things with people that know how to enjoy life and being with people they enjoy. It's fun when it's shared.
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Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Flirt, Frumusețe, Umor, Inteligență, Sensibilitate, Grija, Rațiune
Ce căutați?
I'm looking for someone who knows how to treat a lady and not just for the first few months. I'm at a point in my life where it's about me and someone I want to share the rest of my life with. We have to be friends. We have to be nice to each other. It's not a one way street. It's not 50/50; it's 100/100.
Ce fel de relație doriți?
Partener de întâlniri, Dedicat(ă)